While having lunch a couple of days ago:
Haaziq (my five year old): Ma, is this mayonnaise.
Me: yes, Haaziq.
Haaziq: Mom, why do u keep telling Anas mayonnaise tree mayonnaise tree.
( Anas is a boy who attends my tuition classes)
Me: mayonnaise tree???
Haaziq: yeah, something like mayonnaise tree, you keep telling him over n over agaim.
Me: …. ( wondering- I don’t teach trigonometry yet, definitely no chemistry)… Haaziq, that’s MINUS (negative) THREE
Haaziq: yes, that!! what does that mean?…
And he went on to the next of his four million questions before I could answer.